Loading... Please wait...

Our Newsletter


Wake the Fuck Up Coffee

  • Image 1
Price:
$9.99
SKU:
9999
Rating:
Current Stock:
63


Product Description

Wake the Fuck Up Coffee (1 Lb / 454 g):

The original Extra Strong Coffee. Need to be Alert? Got some studying to do? Need to work late? Can't afford to fall asleep at the wheel? Here is your remedy. This coffee makes a seriously strong fucking cup of joe. It'll put a stride in your step and some lead in your pencil. Not to mention that you'll probable reorganize the garage and finally get to the lawn. Wake the fuck up and live. Your new motto can be sleep is for the dead. You won't perspire, you'll perculate. This is clearly a better option to the caffeine IV drip.

Ingredients: Coffee

Find Similar Products by Category


Write your own product review

Product Reviews

  1. Awesome coffee 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 2012 Sep 25th

    I gave this coffee 5 stars more for the clever packaging than for the coffee itself. Although it Is very good, I didn't notice it being particularly stronger then what I currently buy; but for entertainment purposes, i.e. gifts for friends, it's a friggin' hoot!



Add to Wish List

Click the button below to add the Wake the Fuck Up Coffee to your wish list.

You Recently Viewed...