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ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce
It doesn't take a genius, but a chile head, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on. After chugging down a bottle of hot sauce, especially this one, what the heck do you expect your rectum to do? If you make it suffer, it's going to make you suffer. P.S. You won't have any ass hairs left for dingleberries to cling to.
Price: $4.59
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Camel Toe Mango Hot Sauce
A delicious chipotle, smoked mango sauce. No matter what you call it: snapper, bearded clam, cooter cleavage, the pink taco, or beavage, there is nothing that tastes or smells like a Camel Toe. Love at first sight. PS. You will always remember when you tasted your first camel toe. Pss. say no to moose knuckles.
Price: $5.35
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Fuel The Mule Hot Sauce
Made extra-hot for your ass. In the desert, you can't get your mule to move unless you give it some fuel. When camping, don't set up camp down wind from your mule, even the rattlesnakes stay away. So please don't donkey around with this sauce becuase it will definitely make a jackass out of you.
Price: $4.59
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Maui Pepper Apples Ass Hot Sauce
Apples Ass is a rich and fruity tropical sauce with the alternating sweetness and fire of apple butter, mango, rum, and habanero peppers. This sauce adds zip and can dress up any dish with just a few shakes.
Price: $4.59
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Maui Pepper Mango Meltdown Hot Sauce
Mango Meltdown combines the exotic flavors of fresh Mango and Habanero Peppers to produce a zesty sauce that brings the fiery excitement of the islands to your table.
Price: $4.59
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Maui Pepper Mango Xtreme Heat Hot Sauce
Maui Pepper Mango Meltdown Xtreme Heat Hot Sauce is a sweet and fiery tropical sauce which combines fresh sweet mango with extra hot habanero peppers. Splash some on your favorite foods to spice up each and every bite.
Price: $4.59
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Rectum Ripper Hot Sauce
The wrath of the Rectum Ripper - no matter how bad or good you think you are, everything you do after using Rectum Ripper will be half ass. So be careful using this very delicious, very hot, mustard...
Price: $4.59
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Tahiti Joe's Ahi Of Kahuna XX Hot Sauce
One day, while Tahiti Joe was cooling under a coconut palm, he heard voices in his head: his tastebuds were talking to him They wanted him to make a sauce so "hot" and flavorful, it would please any chilihead's addiction for heat, and the tastebuds wanted it with cheese. So Tahiti Joe asked the great Polynesian Fire God for help, and at the urging of Tahiti Joe's kauhine (sister) Kimbalyawanalaya, Tahiti Joe gives you "Ahi of Kahuna XX Hot Sauce with Cheese" (her favorite sauce). Warning: 4 out of 5 proctologists recommend not to use this sauce, the fifth is a chilihead.
Price: $4.95
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Tahiti Joe's Biker Bitch Hot & Wild Hot Sauce
This sauce is made for all those biker babes out there. You know who you are, the one that does not take shit from anyone, but still likes to show off your classy ass and breasts to everyone. Biker Bitch Hot and Wild Hot Sauce is so good, try it in your next Bloody Biker Bitchin' Mary drink.
Price: $4.59
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Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce
When Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr., said Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the competition. With that in mind (what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to ravage the Killer Habanero Patch. In taking no chances of the Killer Habaneros and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the jewels you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it became an instant WAR.
Price: $4.95
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Tahiti Joe's Maui Pepper Mangonesian Hot Sauce
A beautiful array of exotic flavors that has never been done before, from mango, habanero, clam juice, apple juice and chipotle peppers. Wake Up. Smell and taste the difference.
Price: $4.59
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Tahiti Joe's Hot Maui Pepper Sunset Salsa Pineapple
A delightful combination of sweet pineapple and tropical mango energized by an exotic blend of peppers and spices that make this salsa sunsational. Dip into this fat free salsa with chips. Combine with sour cream for a tasty appetizer, or add passionate flavors to entrees of fish, chicken, pork and beef.
Price: $5.25
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Tahiti Joe's Medium Maui Pepper Sunset Salsa Pineapple
A delightful combination of sweet pineapple and tropical mango energized by an exotic blend of peppers and spices that make this salsa sunsational. Dip into this fat free salsa with chips. Combine with sour cream for a tasty appetizer, or add passionate flavors to entrees of fish, chicken, pork and beef.
Price: $5.25
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Tahiti Joe's Polynesian Hot Sauce
This is the beginning saga of Tahiti Joe and his quest for the ultimate gourmet hot sauce. Tahiti Joe went exploring the South Seas for the spices, but was easily side tracked (don't tell his vahine.). Then after a few months, Tahiti Joe blended a beautiful array of spices with clam juice, honey, etc. It resulted in a sweet tropical flavor, and with the heat of the peppers, it reminded him of the islands. Tahiti Joe had to name the new sauce Polynesian Hot Sauce. A hot sauce that will remind even you of the South Seas. Try it as a chicken wing sauce, bbq, marinade or even in a Polynesian Mary.
Price: $4.95
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Tahiti Joe's Tahiti Aki Hot Sauce
While Tahiti Joe was hanging ten in Japan (actually, he was just surfing the net), he realized that he could take Japan's famous teriyaki sauce and make it Tahiti Joe style for all Chileheads to crave and sweat for. That's hot Tahiti Joe invented Tahitiaki. Now you can enjoy Tahitiaki the same way as teriyaki, but with a unique flavor and heat that will tantalize you taste buds.
Price: $4.95
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Tahiti Joe's Tropi-Garlic Hot Sauce
After inventing his delicious Polynesian Hot Sauce, Tahiti Joe wanted to make another goumet hot sauce that his vahine would enjoy. After a wild, passionate weekend in the islands with his vahine, he thought, "Yow." She's not only hot-blooded, she's also half-italian. With that in mind, Tahiti Joe created a tropical-style Garlic hot sauce his vahine would crave. Now, Tahiti Joe's Tropi-garlic hot sauce has become the #1 garlic hot sauce on the market. P.S. Tahiti Jeo and his Kauhines (sisters) dedicate Tropi-Garlic hot sauce to our makua Kane (father) because he's our Big Kahuna and it's his favorite. Mahala Nui Loa.
Price: $4.95
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Tahiti Joe's Volcano Ahi Hot Sauce
Do you want to know why Tahiti Joe took his original Polynesian Sauce and made it hotter while keeping its tropical flavor? Because all you chileheads loved the flavor of the Polynesian, but your endorphins craved more wela (HEAT). So Tahiti's Hot Sauces gives you Volcano Ahi (fire). A sauce that will put your ass on fire and leaves your waha (mouth) watering for more satisfying punishment. And the next time you're grilling some Ahi (Tuna), be sure to splash on Volcano Ahi X Hot, a winning combination. P.S. Consult a Proctologist before using. P.S.S. Please don't use a butt plug to achieve the volcano affect.
Price: $4.95
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Tahiti Joe's Killer Garlic Hot Sauce
For all you garlic lovers out there, you have just met the garlic pepper sauce of your life. Killer Garlic is exactly what the name implies, "garlic that kills," not the taste buds, but everything that ails you.
Price: $4.95
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Tahiti Joe's Bajan Killer Mustard & Ginger Pepper Sauce
Tahiti Joe Went to the Caribbean for some rest and relaxation, but his mind never rests. He started messing with his XXX sauce to give it a Caribbean flair. Ola! He came up with a triple hot sauce with mustard and ginger that tastes awesome on a Cuban, not so great on a Puerto Rican. It will be the best sauce that you ever put on a tropical sandwich!
Price: $4.95
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Tahiti Joe's Smokin Kona Chipotle Hot Sauce
Tahiti Joe got caught smokin in the islands. It's not what you think, it's all legit. His mind is cloudy after inhaling all those chipotle peppers.
Price: $4.95
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Tahiti Joe's Kona Fire Hot Sauce
Kona Fire is the flavor of heat you have been waiting for a long time. Even this fire of a "lady" sauce, she will burn you on your leeward "south side." It will be like a Kona storm hitting your bottom side like you never had before.
Price: $4.95
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Maui Pepper Strawberry Meltdown w/ Mangoes Hot Sauce
Strawberry Meltdown with Mangoes combines the exotic flavors of fresh strawberries, mangoes and habanero Peppers to produce a zesty sauce that brings the fiery excitement of the islands to your table.
Price: $5.25
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Maui Pepper Berry Mangolo Hot Sauce
Berry Mangolo Hot Sauce combines the exotic flavors of fresh berries, mangoes and habanero Peppers to produce a zesty sauce that brings the fiery excitement of the islands to your table.
Price: $5.25
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Maui Pepper Strawberry Meltdown Hot Sauce
Strawberry Meltdown Hot Sauce combines the exotic flavors of fresh strawberries and habanero Peppers to produce a zesty sauce that brings the fiery excitement of the islands to your table.
Price: $5.25
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Maui Pepper Smokin Mangoes Extra Hot Sauce
Smokin Mangoes Hot Sauce combines the exotic flavors of fresh mangoes and habanero-chipotle pepper mix to produce a zesty sauce that brings the fiery excitement of the islands to your table.
Price: $5.25
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Maui Pepper Chipotle Raspberry Mango Hot Sauce
Maui Pepper Chipotle Raspberry Mango Hot Sauce combines the exotic flavors of fresh mangoes, raspberries and chipotle peppers mix to produce a zesty sauce that brings the fiery excitement of the islands to your table.
Price: $5.25
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Maui Pepper Hot Sauce Gift Box
HOT gift box! Great looking gift box of some tropical flavor. Makes for a great gift.
Price: $18.95
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