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Crazy Jerry's Lizard Eyes Jalapeno Stuffed Olives
Crazy Jerry must like playing jokes on people when he's not out riding his Harley. Try these Jalapeno stuffed olives in your next martini. Hey all you fun luvin' pepper deads. For a 20/20 burn just pop one of these Lizard Eyes in your mouth and your eyeballs are guaranteed to pop out. These beauties have either a Habanero or Jalapeno pepper pupil, so check the label carefully in case you don't have a high tolerance to pain.
Price: $5.75
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Crazy Jerry's Lizard Eyes Habanero Stuffed Olives
Hey all you fun luvin' pepper deads. For a 20/20 burn just pop one of these Lizard Eyes in your mouth and your eyeballs are guaranteed to pop out. These beauties have either a Habanero or Jalapeno pepper pupil, so check the label carefully in case you don't have a high tolerance to pain. Have some fun at your next party - serve some Lizard Eyes to your dull friends.
Price: $6.15
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Crazy Jerry's Boot Scootin Garlic Mushrooms
Hey Buckaroos, Take it from old Crazy - when you try one of these here Boot Scootin' Mushrooms, they'll be doing a dosey doe with your taste buds - two steppin' over your tonsils and line dancin' all the way down your throat. They've got a great down home spicy garlic taste that'll make you want to rustle up some more and herd 'em back to the bunkhouse. Just keep a sharp eye out for the local sheriff; 'cause rustlin's against the law.
Price: $6.49
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Crazy Jerry's Hot N' Chile Cheese Dip
Hey youse guys - Quit cuttin da cheese and start dippin wid this one here. Dis ain't no ordinary cheese dip, it's made with top notch monterey jack and cheddar, lots of peppers, and some other things I can't spell. So if you know what's good for ya, "and I think you do", you'll fork over dat money and take a jar or two hom wid ya, or I'll have to call my cousin Mozzarella.
Price: $6.50
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Crazy Jerry's Dude Ranch Durty Black Bean Dip
His name's Big Jim. He came ridin' into the Dude Ranch late one night "in an air-conditioned bus, of course". He was from Wisconsin (Cowboy Dude capitol of the world). There's only one this Big Jim liked better'n ropin', ridin', and showin' off his purty new duds - that's eatin'. And there's nothing' he liked to eat moren' a big ol' bucket of Dude Ranch Bean Dip, of course, his horse couldn't carry him after he ate, but Big Jim doesn't care because eatin' is his life. Have a great day.
Price: $6.25
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Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce
We call the dude on the label the "Bones Man." He's a hard ridin' biker buddy of mine; who is always thought of himself as a bad motor scooter, until he tried the Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce. Now this hot sauce is not for wimps or people just eat up with I.Q. It is for people like Bones...people with an adventurous soul looking for cheap thrills.
Price: $6.49
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Crazy Jerry's Alotta Bull Torrid Toro Hot BBQ Sauce
How are ya'll doing today? Hopefully you're in the sunshine enjoying yourself and cookin' up some good eatin' on the grill. And when it comes time to throw on the BBQ sauce try my hot or mild for a new taste experience. "Save some sauce for dippin' like I do." Try Crazy Jerry's BBQ beans - Just add to a can of pork n' beans. Don't forget to have a great day.
Price: $6.25
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Crazy Jerry's Biker Trash D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. Habanero Garlic Hot Sauce
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. is the subtitle of this awesome new concoction from our favorite folks from Roswell, Georgia, Jerry and Betty Boop. Made by a Biker for Bikers... and normal folk too. Not intended for use by politically correct people. Ride safe and have a great day. If you know what D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. stands for, then this sauce is definately for you.
Price: $5.75
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Crazy Jerry's Crankcase Salsa
Made by a biker for bikers... and normal folk. Directions: 1. Pull Over 2. Get Chips 3. Eat.. Ride safe and have a great day. Hi Yall, If you've been cravin' a salsa that chock full of gooood stuff, then sink your choppers into this's here. I mean to tell you - it's loaded with fresh vegetables, five different types of peppers, and enough tequila and lime juice to curl your hair. It even has a little pineapple. Like I always say, "have a great day. and party hardy. But, if you'be had too much giggle juice, please don't drive - I can't afford to lose good customers." - Crazy Jerry.
Price: $5.75
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Crazy Jerry's Devil's Brew Garlic Hot Sauce
Hey. Who is Hell turned up the heat? I'll bet that little devil Crazy Jerry had something to do with it. Now, now only am I burning up, I also have garlic breath to boot. But I don't care because this is some good stuff, and there's nobody down here to impress anyway. Well, I'd like to stand around and chew the fat with you awhile, but it's getting way too hot on this label, so I'm OUTTA HERE. - The Devil
Price: $4.59
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Crazy Jerry's Margarita Butt Burner Hot Salsa
The 5 peppers and tequila make this smokin' salsa from his Harleyness, Crazy Jerry, a real tropical blast. Hi Yall, If you've been cravin' a salsa that chock full of gooood stuff, then sink your choppers into this's here. I mean to tell you - it's loaded with fresh vegetables, five different types of peppers, and enough tequila and lime juice to curl your hair. It even has a little pineapple. Like I always say, "have a great day. and party hardy. But, if you'be had too much giggle juice, please don't drive - I can't afford to lose good customers." - Crazy Jerry.
Price: $5.75
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Crazy Jerry's Margarita No Sweat Salsa
Although this one is not what you would call hot, Crazy Jerry managed to slip some alcohol in it for good measure. Hi Yall, If you've been cravin' a salsa that chock full of gooood stuff, then sink your choppers into this's here. I mean to tell you - it's loaded with fresh vegetables, five different types of peppers, and enough tequila and lime juice to curl your hair. It even has a little pineapple. Like I always say, "have a great day. and party hardy. But, if you'be had too much giggle juice, please don't drive - I can't afford to lose good customers." - Crazy Jerry.
Price: $5.75
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Crazy Jerry's Mustard Gas Hot Sauce
Inhalation Hazard... may cause nose hairs to combust.. That Crazy Jerry has really done it this time. Not only is this a great blister-your-butt kind of super sauce, but it comes in a real metal mustard gas canister.
Price: $7.35
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