Screaming Sphincter Habanero Salsa (16 FL.OZ. / 454 g):
A burning painus within the anus. Weez Gessin it alls strartud when grama wuz in tha outhouse, yellin, cussin, and bangin' round sumthun feerce. Shur nuff, earlier she'd gottin inta a new batch uf salsa weez jus brewed up. Und that's where tha name cums frum, cuz her ole sphincter wuz on fire, und she shur was screamin.
Ingredients: Tomatoes, Water, Jalapeno Peppers, Onions, Green Chili Peppers, Distilled Vinegar, Modified Food Starch, Salt, Habanero Peppers, Garlic, Spices, and Cilantro.
Brand: Screaming Sphincter Sauces
Manufacturer: Hot Sauce Harry's
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